Quick post before I head out to Florida, thought I would post an interesting thought.

This post is dedicated to ideas for rock songs that have no place in rock and roll. I was thinking that rock and roll seems to fit a mold as far as the ideas and (im)morals they sing about. Like such things as strippers, hookers, blow, drinking and hating your parents. But where are the rock songs concerning such topics as:

1. I just bought my first minivan
2. I don’t hate my parents
3. I’m afraid to take prescription pills
4. How strippers are unattractive because they are empty inside
5. Drinking and doing drugs is a one way road to nowhere
6. If it’s too loud, turn it down

Any other suggestions?