I thought this was thought provoking enough to post, an advertisement for russian bear vodka that appears to include russian characters, but when viewed in a mirror it displays a most important responsible idea.
I’m not famous, but I’m hoping for fame by association. It seems as though my wish is coming true. The blog-sation punkystyle.com is now getting famous, and I’m about to ride the coat-tails. Now, where’s my $4000 weekly allowance?
I’d finish this blog post, but I’ve got to go sign a record deal for my upcoming record deal. Sure it may fail, but the world will know me as K – Mit.
When your this cool, the whole world is out to get you.
Dear Axl Rose,
We have noticed over the last 17 years that you have not released any new music, but have laid plans and recorded the clandestine project aptly named, Chinese Democracy.
We plan on issuing you a challenge, our challenge to you Mr. Rose is that if you release Chinese Democracy within the 2008 calendar year we will give everyone in America (sans slash and buckethead) a free can of Dr. Pepper.
Yours truly,
Dr. Pepper
As I paraphrased the above letter from Dr. Pepper to Axl Rose, I read further through the article and get to Axl’s rebuttal.
Dear Dr. Pepper,
We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr Pepper with our album “Chinese Democracy,” as for us, this came totally out of the blue. If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time. And as some of Buckethead’s performances are on our album, I’ll share my Dr Pepper with him.
Axl Rose
A few things come to mind.
- Axl Rose is obviously not being sponsored by the Dr. Pepper corporation and has not completely sold out. Which is awesome, because I’ve been waiting for this album for so long. The idea of Axl and Sebastian Bach working together for a greater cause, making 3 albums to resurrect their washed out careers, while simultaneously stealing $29.97 plus tax, out of our pockets, for something that will never live up to their past achievements.
- Obviously Axl is a giving person, seeing as he’s willing to share some of his Dr. Pepper with Buckethead, whom seems to be completely deserving of his own Dr. Pepper.
- Axl has no idea when this album will actually come out.
Unfortunately for all of us, on more than one level, there may never be Chinese Democracy. Maybe the world is better this way?


