My new favorite website has become Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

It’s a study into the land of ‘douchebaggery’ and its exactly what its title suggests. It is photos of hot chicks with douchebags. It includes a nice little explanation to why it was selected as douchebag of the month, and the descriptions are nothing less than hilarious.
It may be wrong for us to laugh at the misfortunes of others, or take pleasure in it but in this case, these guys have nothing to complain about except for the fact that they have not conducted themselves with class, or integrity.

For a good laugh, or if you want to submit your own photo of extreme douchebaggery, or a photo of yourself with a certain lady, please do so, it will only add to the pure hilarity of life.

Enjoy.

In the wake of Lindsay Lohan’s next huge embarrassing failure; mainly being fresh out of rehab, another DUI, and being caught with nose candy in her car and Paris Hilton’s recent imprisonment / release / re-imprisonment, or even Britney Spears’ freak out, I am brought to a new conclusion, there is something making all of the celebutantes crazy, Hollywood, it’s time to check your water potability.

Honestly, I know you have endless money, and probably a bevy of bodyguards (even Whitney Houston had one in a movie) how is it possible that you drive drunk? You can do all the drugs you want, I have no problem with you hurting yourself, but to drive around under any influence is despicable. Your a millionaire, call a cab, have the bartender take you home ( you know he will ) but stop making such horrible decisions.

What’s worse? She actually pleads innocent, claiming she was set up. It is getting awful tiring listening to this woe is me crap. Somebody get her a cross so she can nail herself to it.

As far as I’m concerned, she needs to do time, obviously the air is different up on cloud nine, but it’s time we throw the book at her, and make a point of it, MAX her jail time. Hell, the Motion Picture Association of America will probably benefit from her long departure from the movie business.

In reaction to my inability to choose a top character of the 80’s I will round out a top 5 not including danielsan or marty mcfly, because we all know their dominance in the era is evident.

So without further adieu,

5. Clark W. Griswold – Your favorite 80’s movie family man is my pick for the 5th greatest 80’s character. He’s funny, crazy, and he sells non-nutritive cereal varnishes! Who better to be the movie dad of the decade. Spanning 14 years, and 4 movies, the ‘Gris’ embodies the yuppie living in the 80’s.

4. John Bender – Stupid, worthless, no good, goddamn, freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded, big mouth, know-it-all, asshole, jerk. Judd Nelson’s timeless piece of work here is his finest work. Playing the tough guy ne’r do’well. Throughout the movie he steals the show, displaying great punchlines, and exuberant hatred for those in positions of power.

3. James Dalton – The name is Dalton, and although it may be unfamiliar, this is one of Patrick Swayze’s finest movies to date. The 1989 action thriller Roadhouse about a bar room bouncer who wins the love of the local doctor, and sets right the wrongs done by the ‘bad guys’. This character kicks ass and even takes names, or at least takes your ass and throws you out of the bar. Can you say, I’m crazy for Swayze!

2. Indiana Jones – He had three movies, and rocked all of them. He found the holy grail, destroyed the temple of doom, freed the children, and warded off the nazi’s all in one trilogy. The brainchild of the great George Lucas, Indiana Jones is one of the greatest characters ever thought of. He got everything, the adventure, the treasure, and the ladies. He’s a modern day swashbuckler.
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I’m warning you, that this story is both bizarre and deeply disturbing.

Police are investigating an apparent sexual attack by a family pit bull on a two-year-old boy in Lockport, NY.

excerpt from: WIVB TV4 Buffalo

This two-year-old pit bull shows no signs of aggression, but it did on Sunday when it apparently sodomized a Lockport toddler.

Residents who live in the neighborhood where it happened are still talking about it.

One neighbor said, “You hear about dogs attacking children in horror films, but as far as in this community, it’s never happened.”

Police say the boy was sexually assaulted in his Washburn Street home by his family’s two-year-old pit bull, who had been with them since it was a puppy.

Lockport Police Detective Captain Larry Eggert said, “A little boy was home with his family, and the family pit bull actually sodomized the boy.”

Now reading this I wonder a few things…

• Where did the dog learn this behavior
• Why wasn’t the do neutered to reduce his aggressive behavior
• Why was this child walking around the house all nude like

I’m surrounded by these deep questions, but I just can’t believe that this actually happened. It’s certainly not helping the cause of the Pit Bull, a dog which is notoriously aggressive anyhow. Eventually, in the near future, we are going to see these animals barred from cities and towns all around.

I tend not to think that the breed has anything to do with it, and many people would argue the opposite, but ideally I’d like to think its not the breed, but slowly I’m thinking that the yay-sayers have something here, it just keeps coming up. I know I know, environmental factors aside, this seems to be one notorious breed and bad things keep popping up.

For more on the pit bull and how it isn’t aggressive check out this link.

Make your own opinions, but I don’t think I’d ever actually bother with this breed.

or

you tell me….

I’ve been tagged by that dastardly fashion girl Punky! Here are the rules: each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to then report this on their blog with their 7 things as well as these rules. They then need to tag 7 others and list their names on their blog. They are also asked to leave a comment for each of the tagged, letting them know they have been tagged and to read the blog.

So here are 7 random things about myself:

1. I find it completely impossible to not make faces when someone is snapping a photo of me.
2. I feel bad for my neighbors, we’ve had more than our share of hijinx at the condo, including thirteen 911 calls, indoor baseball, loud music, and water container duels. Sorry to the members of Hilltop Farms condominiums.
3. I am completely addicted to guitar hero, and I’m not that good at it, and yet, to the dismay of Amy, I keep playing.
4. My whole life will change on September 25, 2007.
5. I’ve sprained my knee playing whiffle ball. (I am very aggressive)
6. As much as I try to fight it, I love geek baseball (fantasy baseball). I know its a bit childish, but it is a good way to keep up with the sport.
7. I find it hard to decide who is the greater 80’s character, Daniel LaRusso (the Karate Kid ) or Marty McFly ( Back to the Future )