Inspired by the stupidity and hilarity of this list, although I think I may only really want a few of these to come true, I have decided to do a top 5 list of my most wanted inventions.

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You may have seen this, and if you have some semblance of video game knowledge, you will enjoy this.  It envolves Mario and Luigi, and the best of Vice City.  Full of prostitutes, ragu, and vengeance!
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It didn’t last long, and if you paid to see it you may have been disappointed.  But it was worth watching.  Luckily for us, we can watch Lidell get knocked out over and over.  I smell rematch…

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I played the Multiplayer Beta during my lunchbreak. It’s awfully nice to play halo again. This has gotten me more excited for the release. Definitely looking like a great game, which will be fun for a long time.

I’m a geek, there is no question, but I’m really starting to get amped up for Halo 3. The Halo Multiplayer beta may just get me to buy Crackdown, but it certainly would be worth it just to play the Halo 3 Multiplayer beta. September 25th, I’ll see anyone who wants to play on Xbox Live. To all of whom love me, and wish I wouldn’t sit on the couch and be devoured by this game, I am sorry.

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-Kyle

I got this idea from Punky, she did a Top 10 things I would never spend my money on, and here I am stealing her good ideas.
10. Sudoku Books – I’m not a big fan on weirdo number puzzles, maybe I’m a bit too unintelligent, but I see no sense in buying books with sudoku puzzles. They may have been all the rage, but they are definitely not the new black. As far as I go, give me a 50 cent newspaper and the jumble.

9. Compact Discs – I’m not saying I’m not a music lover, because I definitely am, but honestly, the recording industry, and the music business has to reconsider the fact that it costs just about nothing to reproduce music digitally. I think they make a huge mistake charging so much for music in an album store when you can download it for such a cheaper price. Stop making discs and get with the times!

8. Tupac Albums – Another music related thing you shouldn’t buy is the next Tupac album, or any album released after the artist’s death. Either he’s not dead, or someone is profitting from his death, either way, I’m not buying any of this.

7. Plastic Animals – I’m not talking about the flamingos in your back yard, I’m talking about the life-like deer that you use for target practice in your backyard. Nothing says I have nothing better to do than a plastic deer full of bebes and arrows. Leave bambi out of it, they are not overpopulated in your area, you are overpopulated. If and when we bring back hunting for necessity you will have a leg up, until then, I’ll hit up the deli counter at the supermarket for my meats.

6. Tai Chi Classes – Nothing says creepy like a 40 year old guy, the sweaty longhaired dude, coming out of your local Tai Chi class. Maybe in 1999 it was cool for you to learn to be really flexible by holding a crane position (pictured) for three and a half hours while listening to a new age soundtrack of wind chimes and birds chirping, but nowadays, we’ve got Benzodiazepine. Instead of tai chi, why don’t you try some chai tea?

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